I do have a rug on craigslist. It's listed at 75 bucks and I'm gonna sell it to a delightful woman who prefers to text and e-mail. I'll probably even knock a great deal of money off the price just to encourage her efforts of being incommunicado via telephone. I would probably call this woman if she had requested it. $75 is a good deal of money to a girl like me. It's worth a short call. But please, please - don't be so presumptuous to think I'm gonna call you in order to sell you a full bottle of Tommy Bahama for $2. I shouldn't lift a finger beyond typing my address, a time to pick up, and to turn the doorknob when you ring the bell.
I know phones have their place. I do. I just don't choose to go there.